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i used to do a LOT of submissions for the Cracked.com photoplasty articles (cuz i’m nice with dat photoshop shyt-yo), often many more than were needed. so since i have no intention of NOT burning styrofoam cups in my backyard, let me ease into this ‘recycling’ thing by presenting a few of those that i rather liked but didn’t make the cut.

MISGUIDED POLITICAL ADS:

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HONEST MOVIE POSTER QUOTES:

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versible

IF EVERYTHING CAME WITH WARNING LABELS:

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FLOW CHARTS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE:

bollflow

foxflow

SIMPLE SOLUTIONS TO MOVIE PLOTS: 

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SKILLS WE’LL NEED IN THE FUTURE:

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WORST PORNO IDEAS EVER:

andre

HOW YOU’D ABUSE VIDEO GAME POWERS:

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ILL-CONCEIVED MASCOTS:

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REALITY SHOWS FROM PRE-TV ERAS:

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and lastly-CINEMA’S DARKEST MOMENTS AS DONE BY DISNEY

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i’m gonna get back to sending them more of these soon, so expect a PART II in the future…

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misterX

Media manipulator-amateur analyst-professional smartass: creator of several different web series that mostly cover his befuddlement at mainstream tastes, love/hate relationship with cult films and sometimes just his desire to make u laugh while thinking…

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