LNG – HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP
mister x and Alex Jowski riff a prototypical #GeekJuice movie that knows EXACTY what it is-a no hold’s barred B-flick with rapey fish men, gratitious nudity, gore n JUST enough plot to keep it interesting: HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP-produced by Roger Corman
inb4 ~TRIGGERED~…directed by a woman
LNG – SCHIZOPHRENIAC
mister X introduces Alex Jowski to the man, the myth, the LEGEND Harry Russo-main character of director Ron Atkins’ ultra-exploitation tribute SCHIZOPHRENIAC and played to the hilt by John Giancaspro.
Proceeded by some 60s exploitation to set the mood…cuz its fulla HOOERS!
LNG – PERDITA DURANGO
Also known as DANCE WITH THE DEVIL in its censored US version, PERDITA DURANGO is Alex De La Iglesia’s adaption of Barry “WILD AT HEART” Gifford’s books…and its absolutely batshit insane. All we’re willing to tell you is that it stars Rosie Perez, Javier Bardem, James Gandofini, Alex Cox, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Heather Graham’s sister, Herb Alpert’s SPANISH FLEA and a truck full of frozen human fetuses.
LNG – A NIGHT IN HEAVEN
From the director of JOE, ROCKY and THE KARATE KID comes a film bout an unsatisfied married woman who finds passion in the arms (n package) of the male dancing plank of wood known as Christopher Atkins. Features music by Jan Hammer, one of the most bizarre gay stereotypes we’ve ever seen in a film and an ending you may not expect.