Hit N Run Riff – THE TIME MACHINE (I FOUND AT A YARD SALE)
Behold definitive proof that just because you have cameras, lights, greenscreens and ‘actors’ does not automatically mean you know how to make a movie…and enjoy one of Mistress J’s most inspired inner monologue riffing
also features the wholesome family-friendly short BEWARE THE RAPIST
LNG – GUILTY AS CHARGED
Join mister X as he introduces Mistress J and the audience to one of his favorite hidden gems – Sam Irvin’s GUILTY AS CHARGED: starring Rod Steiger, Lauren Hutton, Heather Graham, Mitch Pileggi, Ferris Bueller’s dad, Switek from MIAMI VICE and Issac Hayes bringing that GUD CHIKIN’!
A Salute to Ron Sweed aka The Ghoul
I was fortunate to grow up in a time and place where local movie hosts/programming were a norm and not the exception. In Detroit we had Sir Graves Ghastly, Count Scary, Kung Fu Theater (with the infamous Charlie Lum), the Hot Fudge Show, The Scene etc but one in particular always spoke to me the loudest…and that was The Ghoul (rip Ron Sweed).
Hit N Run Riff – BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
What you want from us? What pithy sh*t can we say that this video make irrelevant?
Just click play, man…
LNG – MYSTICS OF BALI
Now usually #GeekJuice tries to add a few pithy witticisms before a riff post…but this is MYSTICS OF BALI riffed by mister X and Mistress J
stop reading…start watching
LNG – THE CUCKOO CLOCKS OF HELL
Join mister X as he drags Alex Jowski kicking and screaming to the finale in the infamous Ron Atkins’ HARRY RUSSO trilogy-this time it merges into a semi-sequel of LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET…and it’s VERY #GeekJuice (in both good and bad ways)
GJR – NEIL BREENIUS and More
Brandon Tenold‘s introduction to the Neil Breen oeuvre leads to a long rambling discussion with mister X that goes all over the place but remains a fun ride
Best of Riffs – CRASH
Courtesy of mystery editor enjoy a collage of tasty bits from mister X and Girl Does Rant‘s uncensored and uncivilized liveriff of David Cronenberg’s CRASH
LNG – FREAKS
For her first assignment as an official member of GeekJuice, mister X and Mistress J dropped Daydreamer in the deep end of the riff pool
Which is standard GeekJuice protocol
HIT n RUN RIFF: EASTER SPECIALS
mister X and (eventually) Mistress J riff some old-school Easter Specials and discover their spirit animal: Vincent Price’s IRONTAIL!
also, the mistress is VERY displeased with Marci’s sudden stupidity
LNG – MYRA BRECKINRIDGE
mister X and Alex Jowski riff a film that needs no riffing…but they make it even WORSE!
LNG – The Stranger and the Gunfighter (re-upped)
May Van Cleef ends on a high note. Imagine SHANGHAI NOON with Lee Van Cleef and lots and lots of butts. So many butts in this movie. Featuring: Charley McMullen, mister X and Cecil Trachenberg