Formerly known under the pseudonym of Alex Jowski.
Site owner, movie aficionado, and film school grad. Matthew Coats presents reviews, some written, some as vlogs, and some as weekly shows, for a variety of different movies and television shows. After years of struggling to get his own projects off the ground amidst the normal routine of living, Matthew Coats decided to create a site in order to share and promote movie reviews, video games and much much more from talented and original people all across the internet.
If you’re NOT going to share your cookies, & are diabetic, make sure you have plenty of insulin with you.
“Dead Rising” was correct, waspy zombie turning bee thingies will get us all.
Rubbing invisible lotion on yourself is a great way to pass the time!
And lastly: HEY! I HAVE THAT RED BOOT THE TREE IS IN!
PS – oh… and i “tooooootally” don’t know what you’re talking about with the whole “utilizing same sets & using the same cast members for different movies” pft, no one does that *looks around shifty eyed*
A -is for this awesome review
B -is for all the bees!
C -is for the cookies not to be shared
D -is for DeCoteau.. and/or diabetic
E -is for end.. which i shall do now as no one wants me to post the whole alphabet like this :) HEY! BUT LET’S GET A CHAIN GOING! Continue if you dare, do a few more, & the next person starts up where the last left off. Yay for games! (make sure you do it vertically) :D
I love your reviews and the site at large. It’s a very good way to introduce myself to modern exploitation. Keep doing what your doing because you’re entertaining as hell. Greetings from TN!
P.S. I also REALLY love your top ten game on geek juice radio. You should do another and invite Brad Jones along for the ride!
Nice review, made me want to check some of these 1313 movies out!
Check out 1313 Cougar Cult as that one has quite a few memorable Scream Queens in it. Linnea Quigley, Michelle Baur, Brinke Stevens.
What This Movie Has Taught Me:
Don’t be stingy with your cookies!
If you’re NOT going to share your cookies, & are diabetic, make sure you have plenty of insulin with you.
“Dead Rising” was correct, waspy zombie turning bee thingies will get us all.
Rubbing invisible lotion on yourself is a great way to pass the time!
And lastly: HEY! I HAVE THAT RED BOOT THE TREE IS IN!
PS – oh… and i “tooooootally” don’t know what you’re talking about with the whole “utilizing same sets & using the same cast members for different movies” pft, no one does that *looks around shifty eyed*
A -is for this awesome review
B -is for all the bees!
C -is for the cookies not to be shared
D -is for DeCoteau.. and/or diabetic
E -is for end.. which i shall do now as no one wants me to post the whole alphabet like this :) HEY! BUT LET’S GET A CHAIN GOING! Continue if you dare, do a few more, & the next person starts up where the last left off. Yay for games! (make sure you do it vertically) :D
F is for the foreskin they don’t show
G is for God this movie looks bad
H is for HELL YEAH! Another DeCoteau movie
I is for I am really glad you enjoyed this review
I love your reviews and the site at large. It’s a very good way to introduce myself to modern exploitation. Keep doing what your doing because you’re entertaining as hell. Greetings from TN!
P.S. I also REALLY love your top ten game on geek juice radio. You should do another and invite Brad Jones along for the ride!