Alex Jowski: I haven’t seen Chris Rock in a movie for awhile, not since Madagascar 3 and that really wasn’t a Chris Rock movie. I think the last Chris Rock movie I watched was that one where he died and came back as a fat white guy; I can’t remember what it was called nor do I feel like looking up what it was. This movie doesn’t seem that interesting to me [...]
Alex Jowski: Really, we thought a Stephen Hawking biopic was needed?
This may or may not get the facts of Stephen Hawking’s life and career correct and it may or may not do justice to the man. But this is not about Stephen Hawking. This movie is a big giant blowjob to The Academy. My prediction? It’ll get mentioned and discussed either as a serious [...]
Alex Jowski: If talking to the dead was so simple and commonplace that anyone could go down and pick up a Ouija board for $9.99 then why bother with funerals and grieving? “Oh, so-and-so died? Well I could just call them up on the Ouija – simple as sending a test message.” This movie is based on a false premise and I’ll have none of that. I have hard time believing that someone [...]
Alex Jowski: I’m sorry but the movie about Brad Pitt and his tank just doesn’t seem that interesting to me. I’ve seen a billion movies about WWII. Okay, maybe not a BILLION but it sure feels that way. What new can you show or tell me about this war that I don’t already know? This movie just looks like yet another cliched war film and I just can’t get too motivated about [...]
Alex Jowski: I love seeing the cast of Marvel’s Cinematic Universe in totally unrelated movies as different characters. It shows their range.
Sure there’s RDJ but the movie has a great cast and looks like it has a great story to tell. It feels Oscar Baity – but we’re not in the right season for that yet, which does give me [...]
Alex Jowski: From the song that played through the entirety of that trailer I’m gonna assume that this is a movie about karaoke. A very Fincher karaoke story with Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike. Don’t know what all that missing girl and murder stuff is about but I do love karaoke.
Caroline Madden: I could not be more excited for this. I absolutely loved the book. While the ending twist can [...]