Alex Jowski: The animation is pretty but that’s about the only positive thing I can say about this movie. This looks and feels like EVERY animated film from the past few years. The same jokes, the same character tropes, the same sense of humor. This doesn’t feel like a new, original animated movie. It feels like they just took Epic and gave it a different voice cast. It would seem that [...]
Alex Jowski: Are we really still making these? “Prepare for the final chapter of the epic horror franchise!” That’s what you said about Rec 3. It looks great and I have enjoyed the series (though the US version Quarantine can go straight to hell, especially that shit-festering sequel). I’ll watch this, eventually. Not in any great hurry to and this trailer doesn’t [...]
Alex Jowski: “We’ve put a package in your lower tummy.” Oh, is that the medical term for that? The lower tummy?
This looks fucking stupid. It makes it seem like our heads are stuffed with a big lump of dead matter of which we only use 10% while the other 90% just sits there useless. This is not the case. We actually use that whole lump of grey matter. Only a portion of [...]
Glenn Criddle: I think I developed diabetes watching this god damned trailer. It’s like lifestyles of the upper middle class and frankly it’s just so far out of the realms of most people’s poultry experience of life that this is about as irrelevant as unicycling elephants are to anti terrorism border control techniques. The time it took to watch this trailer I could have spent walking to the fridge [...]
Glenn Criddle: Well this is an economic trailer… I’m a bit torn about this one. It could be good but it doesn’t look very fresh. The lines at the beginning of the trailer seem familiar, the events seem familiar it all looks unsurprising. That said it looks well shot and the acting seems fine. It’s just all a bit uninspiring. I don’t feel overly excited to go see this but I’ll probably [...]